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lab@culturalchemy.com wrote:
>
> so say it is

say it is what? stupid?
hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

> this friday march 5
> 
> the deeper concentration tour
> 
> with a scratch batch of mad phat djs and mcs

meikoa nd ryu challoenge all mad phat djs and mcs to 
create a pass the microphone to art party celebration!!!

Meiko and ryu art parties consist of rave atmosphere take place with
lot of art evolving as occurs!!!
Everyone have canvas and clay and computers and can 
also bring noise which meiko and ryu layer into the 
music!!!!!! Or create new noise on computer and we will add it into
our sound lab!!!! all about experiment! all about dance!!

Occur in japan!! We challenge cultural alchmistupidity 
to art violence!!!!!!


> Vinroc past ITF champion former 5th Platoon member (before he
relocated out
> west)
> other members of the 5th Platoon  Roly Rho, Kuttin Kandy etc

hahahahah!!!!!! no one gives shit for them!!!
Everyone love meiko and ryu!!!!!



ignorant of the Meiko and Ryu Pheremones???

---murph the surf  wrote:
"Meiko
> and Ryu" send their mail from Yahoo.com? That they never posted before
> Surface and neither gives a website URL to track them down?

You stupidhead!
Meiko and Ryu have everywhere on internet!!!

We have place on mp3.com and cd for sale! 
http://www.mp3.com/music/Experimental/5219.html

We have place on quixot server and music for download!!!!
Server Not Available at moment

We have place for art party location!!!!
http://www2.crosswinds.net/japan/~meikonryu/
 
> I think this is what is known as propaganda. Mary 
> Boone should be so clever.

Meiko in his teens write "who is mary boone?" on 
bathroom stall with pencil!! Get in trouble with school teacher!!!!



RTMARK Admin  says: 

> Can Chiquita stop overrunning Guatemala?  Have
> a heart!

Hahahahaha!!!! What about stupid che guavera dog that fight the revolution to make 
more american GORDOs with the taco bell Gordita ?!?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! We take the little stupid dog and shave it 
and place some crispy shell into anus!!!! Fight your revolution that way, 
little che guavera dog!!! Perhaps McDonald in mexico sell advertise with picture of 
John Kennedy get shot in head and then first lady jackie collins run to get hamburger!!!! 

We are meiko and ryu!!!!! Buy CD!!!!! 
Perhaps need to re-anact stupid dog version of national hero to buy first?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 
\(^.^)/

http://mp3.com/music/Experimental/5219.html



At 5:36 AM -0000 3/2/99, Meiko AndRyu wrote:

>You stupidhead!
>Meiko and Ryu have everywhere on internet!!!
>
>We have place on mp3.com and cd for sale!
>http://www.mp3.com/music/Experimental/5219.html

Well, eveyone knows murph is a stupidhead but he likes what he hears
even
if they are the minions of Satan.

murph



HEADLINES: 
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Top Stories in this issue: 
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1. Russians Fire Bullets at American Embassy, Homeless man heroically
fights them off with second hand nuclear bomb found outside kazachistan

2. U.S. Denies NATO Strikes Aggravated Kosovo Violence, Then suddenly
remember that we've been bombing fuck out of them for week

3. Dope-Smoking Womanizer Starts World War Fucking Three, Millions of
americans support in spectacle not at all reminiscent of Hitler

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1. Russians Fire Bullets at American Embassy, Homeless man heroically
fights them off with second hand nuclear bomb found outside kazachistan

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MOSCOW -- Gunmen in a sport-utility vehicle stolen from police sprayed
the U.S. Embassy here with automatic-rifle fire Sunday after an
unsuccessful attempt to fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the
building.
They seemed to be distraight about something. 

 No one was injured in the midafternoon attack, which was captured in a
video shown on a moscow television  program, "Moscows Funniest Failed
Attempts At Destroying The Capitalist Menace." 

President Boris Yeltsin was reportedly angered by the incident as a
"waste of ammunition" and ordered stepped-up security at the embassy,
where hundreds of protesters continued to demonstrate against NATO
military action against Yugoslavia, blocking Pizza Delivery Boys. 

The Interfax news agency described the attack as a ``dangerous
political
provocation'' that underscores anti-American bitterness over the NATO
effort, as well as "the fundamental right to pizza delivery."

The air strikes against Russia's Slavic allies have sparked an angry
mood here, stirring outrage from politicians and ordinary citizens. The
pizza boy was especially distraught, as he threatened to use the 
second hand nuclear warhead he found in a flea market held by ex-party
officials in kazhakistan. 

"I thought it would be pretty cool to have." he said. 

 Col. Alexander Kostaninov, an officer in an elite Moscow police unit,
is part of the security detail at the embassy, said he saw the white
vehicle. 

Two men jumped out and aimed grenade launchers at the building, but the
weapons either misfired or were not operated properly, as is customary
quirk in all russian manufacturing. An attacker in a mask, helmet and
bulletproof vest with camouflage coloration ("not very effective
camoflauge, may I add") then pulled an automatic rifle from the vehicle
and fired more than 20 shots. The side of the building was scored by at
least eight bullets. From his accuracy, the government assumes he has
been trained by top Moscow Police force.

Authorities said the attackers had stolen the vehicle, a white
Opel-Frontera, from a police colonel, pushing him out of the way and
then speeding away toward the
embassy. 



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2. U.S. Denies NATO Strikes Aggravated Kosovo Violence, Then suddenly
remember that we've been bombing fuck out of them for week

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WASHINGTON - The White House insisted Monday that NATO's air strikes
against Yugoslavia had not triggered a new wave of alleged ``death'' in
Kosovo.

Thousands of ethnic Albanians streamed out of Kosovo Monday telling
harrowing tales of atrocities at the hands of Serbian forces whom they
accused of a systematic campaign of terror, explosions and wanton
destruction. NATO was surprised to see no relief on the face of
albanians when they were told that in fact, NATO was responsible for
them, not the serbs. 

"I was shocked, but they really didn't seem to care WHO was killing
them, more or less they cared about being killed. We may have to
rethink
the whole bombing thing now." White House spokesman Joe Lockhart told
reporters.

According to refugee accounts and U.S. officials, Yugoslav President
Slobodan Milosevic has in recent days accelerated an offensive against
separatist ethnic
Albanians in the southern Yugoslav province. He has 
also ordered 2000 vats of virgin blood per day to bathe in, and
demanded
playing cards with photos of natural disastor backing to play rummy. "I
need to relax sometimes." 

``This was done in the past with impunity. This week with the NATO
operation ... it is being done at a price,'' he added, furthering the
capitalist idea of time as money, and suggesting the NATO campaign will
be sustained. ``This will take time and we will continue doing it until
our military objectives are met.''

NATO said Monday that five ethnic Albanian leaders had been killed in
cold blood in the latest atrocity in Kosovo and admitted that it was
racing against time to
stop the violence in the province, which could only be stopped by what
NATO calls "more violence."

President Clinton returned to the White House from the Camp David
presidential retreat Monday for a briefing on the NATO strikes and the
Serb offensive in
Kosovo from his national security advisers.

He then left to play golf at the Army-Navy Country Club in Arlington,
Virginia, across the Potomac River from Washington. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

U.S. officials said they welcomed Russian Prime Minister Yevgeny
Primakov's peace mission to Belgrade, but made clear that NATO had no
intention of stopping its air strikes until Milosevic accepts a peace
agreement.

"How about this peace agreement- stop bombing the living fuck out of
us." Said Milosovich, drinking 
a cold thick drink made from baby carcasses and 
the sweat of satans testicles. 

``We welcome any diplomatic efforts that lead to a halt to Belgrade's
offensive against the Kosovar Albanian population and to convince
President Milosevic to
comply with his ... commitments,'' State Department spokesman James
Rubin said, with cryptic pause.  

``But let me be clear: NATO will bomb the living fuck out of them until
such time as President Milosevic halts his offensive and commits to a
settlement based on the Boulebaise accords. I mean, Rambouillet.''

While there is broad skepticism in the United States about the use of
ground troops over Kosovo, some typically free thinking, progressive
Republicans have begun suggesting that Clinton consider killing off the
widely liberal youth of america. .

``I do not call for the introduction of ground troops at this time.
However, U.S. and NATO officials must not rule out any action that
might
be needed to secure our
goals,'' Arizona Republican Sen. John McCain said, not clarifying
whether he refer to NATO strike or his own parties elections. 

``Means must be designed to serve our ends, not vice versa.'' 



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3. Dope-Smoking Womanizer Starts World War Fucking Three, Millions of
americans support him in spectacle not at all reminiscent of Hitler

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Dateline, Washington: 

Someone in america with reputation for smoke weed 
and molest women has still manage to rally support 
from americans because of boyish charm and good looks myth, despite
initiating the world into borderline world war three conditions with
some drunk guy elderly man "out west but not so far as china."

Meiko and Ryu find him to resemble raccoon!!!!!!!! 



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This newspaper has been written from meiko and ryu first hand accounts
surfing the internet. If you not subscribe but recieve it anyway, tough
shit for you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1
\(^.^)/

WE ARE MEIKO AND RYU!!!!!!!





I don't know which is worse,
the war in Yugoslavia,
or the fact that Meko and Ryo
are handling press coverage of war.......

Scary thoughts............

jpj



Top Breaking News: 

JODI, ONE38, WAAG AND N5M3 LINK TO YUGOSLAVIAN RADIO STATION, PEACE
BREAKS OUT ACROSS THE WORLD!!!!!

===============================================

In a shocking twist of events, websites JODI and ONE38, 
as well as various "tactical media group" in amsterdam 
have pointed web browsers to B92, a Kosovo Radio Station which also
broadcast on web. 

This drastic action has resulted in bombs freezing in mid-air and
transforming themself into heart-shaped valentines which fell over the
cities of Yugoslavia. 
Albanians and Serbs could be seen tap dancing and hugging to hi-NRG
dance classics, such as "everybodys free (to feel good)" 

"radio = [set parameter] = true
 ;> value= "cure for war" "

Said JODI in a telephone interview. 

http://www.b92.net




America Declares it Was Feeling Left Out

Meiko and Ryu, Kosovo -

America has made journey to Kosovo because it do not 
want "random violence to occur in the world without joining the fun"
say
president Bill Clinton in exclusive meiko and ryu interview party.
America has a proud history of interfere with other country history
while american fire guns at each other on constant basis and "black on
black crime" is not mention in same sentence as "civilian genocide"
without government come for give you speeding ticket then rape you in
jail.

Meanwhile, everyone in Yugoslavia has stopped 
killing each other so they could raise middle fingers skyward towards
america. "We never want them to come kill everyone, we wanted for do it
ourselves. We have  doing good for last 400 years without america to
help us." say someone living in yugoslavia. 

Meanwhile, Premier of China could be heard masturbation in back room as
he fantasy about rename New York "Suk Mee Long" after ww3 start and
China spends ten minutes and rules world by 12:30PM that following
afternoon!!!!!!

"We need to prevent the killing in yugoslavia." says clinton, then
excuse himself for back room to muffle hysterical laughter is heard.
Then come back to meiko and ryu. "The killing is a travesty and america
must stop it by any means neccesary." 

Then meiko ask, 'so you plan for unite yugoslavia by making hate for
america a bonding experience?"

Clinton bends eyebrow and says "can I use that one?" 

Milosovich meantime was sharpen his teeth for the night excursions of
sucking the blood from goats in 
a haze of yellow rain. Though he deny he is chupacabra, 
because even the chupacabra has to stop occasional. Rumor says the
chupacabra is in a secret meeting with milosovich to learn how to be
"more demonic." 

"There is nothing wrong with ethnic cleansing." says Clinton. "Its just
that they are so obvious about it!" 

"There will not be a ground war." declare clinton on television set.
However, in the background could be seen the cigar which he has
inserted
firmly into the ass of rest of world. "This tastes good." he say when
he
take it out and put it in his mouth. 

Meiko and ryu look to each other. 
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



 Subject:
        MP3.com viewer email


I just got into this mp3 thing, and I'm so excited about it.  To see
people like you who can make home-grown music and immediately make some
money with it without having to wait for somebody to notice you in the
music industry, its just great.  I also really get a kick out of your
enthusiasm, and I really think Japanese music is going to take over the
underground.  Good luck.



Meiko AndRyu wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
we are meiko and ryu!!!!!!

justis responds:

You are assholes and someone should ban you from this list.

---"justis p. jones"  wrote:
>
> Hey Meiko AndRyu,
>
> You broken english is very well...!!!
> But why you call people stupid idiot if only joke anyway...???

Only joke, but joke on stupid idiot!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
we are meiko and ryu!!!!!!


> Not good Netiquette or polite table manner.
>

Impolite table manner: talk to ryu about
candy factory at dinner!!! watch food and vomit sound!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
We play checker with mouchette and when she win we
steal vagina looking toys and set them on fire!!!!
what is art-meaning of boring vagina-look toy fire?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Kogo!!!! No one cares if you change address!!!!!
you change name to lollistick factory
so people laugh as you suck!!!!



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            porculus 
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        > \(^o^)/

vade retro this disgusting thing ! it look like an ass with ears
and handles that would want to cry out odious idiocies notice the 
flat head for putting the beer kinda grancher
yuck



Reply-To:
          Nmherman@aol.com



Meiko and Ryu, 

I think you are fabulous and wonderful to immense level.

Are you a wonderful creature from faraway land, where no one hears sad 
breaking of the waves on Hokusai beach?

I am a lonely man who wants to have sex with lots of pretty Asian
ladies, 
very sexy I must agree.  No, I am not that, I like to try to live with
my 
pants on.

Maybe one day I will have an ouvre, so I can make shit happen!!! 
America 
needs to have its famous champion of the people.  Rikki-tikki.

What do Meiko and Ryu like?  Maybe a joke.  What do dogs read when they
go on 
a walk?

Their P-mail.

Go drink some sake and send me the bill.  Keep kicking ass if you can.


Max Herman



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